Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
another moral hangover. fuck.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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