I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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