You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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