its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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