All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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