Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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