i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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