She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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