brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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