i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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