We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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