found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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