it hurts more in the daytime
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
