Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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