We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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