I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
And then the night went full on bisexual.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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