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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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