I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
