All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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