no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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