He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
