Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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