Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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