So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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