Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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