Welp...herpes.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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