Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can i not drive my cunt home
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Pants are for mortals
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
