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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.

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(631): View more from New York

our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.

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(586): View more from Michigan

somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day

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How about a mike?

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Already had two of those

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you

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(602): View more from Arizona

Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.

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