And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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