the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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