Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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