i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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