Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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