Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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