i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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