If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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