it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you didnt know i had herpes?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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