Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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