So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
