No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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