I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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