My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just made out with a guy for $7.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i want to swaddle you in tequila
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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