ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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