just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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