I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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