I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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