Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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