I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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