I accidentally burped into my bong.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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