i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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