whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
