i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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