So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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