I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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