It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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