I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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