he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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