other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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