I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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